Princess Penelope :)

Once upon a time... :) In a far, far away land, there was a beautiful princess by the name of Penelope. She decided that it was time for her to start looking for a soul mate because she would be taking the spot of "Queen" shortly and she had to have a handsome, charming King. She found two lovely, young men that she become highly attracted to and she didn't know which to choose from. To make this simpler, she decided to test them on a few different things. She asked each of them individual questions to see who gave better answers and to see which guy most fitted her needs. She tested them physically by setting up different obstacles and tasks. Each boy did similar, yet very good job in each activity and Penelope was highly impressed by them. Now, it was decision making time. Penelope had to think long and hard about who to choose, so she thought that the park would be the best environment to really think about the pros and cons. While sitting in the grass and contemplating, she overheard kids talking on the otherside of the bushes she was sitting next to. She peaked through and realized that it was the two guys, Billy and Bob, who she was attracted to and tested. Penelope quietly listened to their conversation. Billy started talking to Bob saying, "You know, i dont even really like Penelope. All I want is to become King because how cool would that be!" Bob replied, "Oh my gosh, i know! I think I'm just going to take over this whole country. I'm going to make everyone my slaves, and you can help." Billy was thrilled by the idea. He exclaimed, "Alright! That's such an amazing plan, i'm so excited!" Penelope was extremely devastated by what she heard, but she knew she wasn't going to let them get away with this. She jumped right out of the bushes, landing directly in front of the boys. They leaped about 3 feet backwards and they both blushed. All Penelope said was, "So that's how it is. You both might as well forget about everything," and just continued to walk away. Penelope walked away with a big smile on her face because she was smart enough not to fall for their trap and decided she was going to hold off on the boys for now until they grow up. :) As for Billy and Bob, they honestly were speechless and then realized what they had lost.

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